I want

I want, I want, I want.....a cow! I love cows and though they may shit on themselves on occasion, they are still kick ass animals that need loving. When I grow up I plan on owning a farm and on that farm I am going to have cows, pigs, horses, dogs, cats, spiders (got a have'em), and perhaps a kangaroo. Speaking of animals, I was watching Deep Impact (the action flick with Morgan Freeman, not the porn flick that I am sure exists out there with the same name) and noticed that when letting people in the bunker they also had animals outside being shipped in 2x2 like it was the ark. Matter of fact, I think they might have been calling the place the ARK Project.. who knows, I wasn't that in to the movie. Now I am going to let you know that a breeding pair of animals, does not a species make. Does that even make sense? Basically, every species has to have a certain number of members in its group that are able to reproduce and are close enough. If all members can't reproduce or members are separated with no possible way to reproduce then they are considered functionally extinct. Also only having 2 animals to carry on the genes of the species will lead to inbreeding depression which will allow members to become more susceptible to different kinds of disease. Blah, blah, blah right? Just trying to say this whole 2x2 animal theory is bull crap. Anyways, I want a cow but have no where to put it in my 1 bedroom, 650 sq ft apartment. Anyone want to buy a girl a farm?